Legendary Drinker Scale

Where do you rank among history's great consumers?

— Log Your Evening's Intake —

Beers 12 oz / standard pint

cans

Shots / Spirits 1.5 oz per shot

shots

Wine 5 oz glass

glasses

Cocktails mixed drinks, martinis, rum

drinks

Duration 4 hrs

— The Summit —

André the Giant

Eighth Wonder of the World · 1946–1993

7′4″ Height

520 lbs Weight

100–156 Beers / Sitting

~360 Units / Session

The standard against which all others are measured. What is your excuse? There is none. He is simply a wonder of the world.

— Supported by —

Churchill drank from crystal. You should too. Weighted base glassware and gold-plated bar tools for the discerning consumer.

The tools Nick Charles would have used. Professional-grade bar equipment, vintage recipe books, and bitters worth seeking out.

If three-quarters of your drink is the mixer, make it count. Premium tonics and sodas. Bond would insist on it.

— Further Recommendations —

Inventors of the Mai Tai. Since 1934. Find a location, or bring the tiki home. Some evenings call for a paper umbrella.

The Savoy Cocktail Book. The Stork Club Bar Book. Literature for those who drink with intention. The library Rick Blaine deserved.

You've just calculated you're running short. Delivery in under 60 minutes. André would have used this service constantly.